May 2011
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Ode to Bruce Campbell
Bruce, you’re the man
With your Hawaiian shirts and fake tan
Whether you’re minus an arm (or a leg or a finger)
Or your dressed like a dead rock and roll singer
Zombies may have chased you across this fine land
But now you’re chased by spies ‘cross Florida sands
We love your movies, and your killer chin
And let’s not forget your chainsaw, for the win
It's almost...
…camping season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a lot of things can be as inten[t]se as camping. No really.
Just got done cleaning up a park.
My karma should be rectified for anything that I’ve done lately. I just spend the past few hours raking leaves, pine needles, rocks, and pine cones at our local park…for burgers. In the process, my butt got so cold that it turned blue. I’m totally serious. My boyfriend’s mom had painted the picnic tables/benches and half of the gazebo at the park a baby blue color. ...
Looking forward to...
1. sleeping in tomorrow,
2. getting all of my movies from storage,
3. firing up “Write or Die” on my laptop everyday,
4. starting my new diet/exercise regimen,
5. finishing my modules for work,
6. and writing some more!
Whoop!
Tomorrow is...
…FRIDAY…the 13th. But it’s been one of those weeks so I don’t care what the date is, it’s %^(!# FRIDAY!!! In fact, I’m so excited that I can’t even decide on what I want to do this weekend. Sleeping in. Hanging out with friends. Writing. Reading. Shooting some Nerf guns. Watching a good movie (or a bad one). Playing some games. Some shameless...
I feel like...
…I am tired ALL THE TIME. I just want to wake up in the morning, raring to go but I feel sluggish up until I am actually at work. After that, I perk up and become un-zombi-fied. After my second shift of the day, I am usually pretty wired but not today. I really wanted to write something poignant but I think I’m just going to finish what I’m working on and call it a night. ME...
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Coffee House Addicts
My boyfriend loves to hate on Starbucks. He’s not much of a coffee drinker anyway but add to that the whole “big corporate take-over of America” and it’s all over. I used to absolutely love Starbucks. Yeah, sure, their coffee might taste a little burnt at times but they are convenient. I mean, they are EVERYWHERE, most of their stuff tastes the same no matter which café you hit, and they have...
Sweet digs...
I have this need to cuddle something on a regular basis. Thinking that my boyfriend was getting tired of my constant need and inevitable whining that comes with a “no”, I got a pet. When most people think “pet” they think a dog or cat, something that they can run and play with. Well, maybe not so much a cat. They normally just play with you. Or, rather, play with your...
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“I AM TOO a vegetarian! I just like to eat meat too!”
– From one of my awesome kids…
I smell like bacon...
I just finished making breakfast with Jake for his family for Mother’s Day. I’m super stoked that I didn’t ruin the french toast because I never know when it’s done.
Now: Write. Read. AC/DC
Later: Accessories for Ginny
Much Later: Dinner at Barbie’s
Then: Write. Sleep. Work.
So…what do I write about?
I'm too tired to...
…write anything poignant but I did want to share my week with you. I feel as though my experiences these past five days will help shape what kind of adult I am developing into. Or they will at least shape my weekend and how active I will be. Last week there was:
1. more bickering than 13 year old girls at a Justin Bieber concert (“No, I’m going to have his babies!”)
2....
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“Miss Joy, is it true that when you get hit by a nuclear bomb, you turn into a...”
