—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
imagine imagine dragons imagining dragons
The fact that this is grammatically correct kills me
Imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons
imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons imagining dragons.
The Winter Soldier was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
wait for it
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
You’ve lived in the country your whole life. One day, on a whim, you decide to move to the city. You find a job at a used bookstore and find a small studio apartment. Tell me what you think of the city. What is your first night like? Do you go out on the town? Do you stay at home and listen to the sounds of the city?
Tell me about the strange man that you meet at work.
Tell me about the strange…
This is my favorite thing
I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST THIS POST IS MY LIFE HOLY HELL
I AM DYING
i was not expecting that omg
Loki’s face. Aha.
Happy Easter everyone! If you don’ celebrate Easter, then “Happy Sunday“. Here, have this slightly misshapen, chocolate bunny…
I know that it is Sunday and it’s a holiday, which means that no one wants to think about work. However, I found that on this holiday (whichever holiday you may want to celebrate today as it is both the 20th day of April for all of you potheads, Easterfor the…
It’s Sunday morning and you’re feeling sluggish and lethargic. You realize that you’re not as young as you used to be and that late nights out with your friends shouldn’t happen often anymore.
You head out and get the morning paper but when you open the door, you’re surprised to see that there’s a rabbit munching on your Saturday paper. He stops and looks up at you… Then says “Good Morning“.